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Sunday, October 28, 2018

Its...

Monty Sun Serpents Flying circus!
And now, something completely different.

Jack: Boochbeard! I bought your bundle and guess what? The skarakeets dead!
BB: No, its sleeping.
Jack: SLEEEEEPING? Its dead as Ratbeard's sense of humor, Its as numb as Ratbeards singing!
RB: Hey! I didn't expect the monquistan inquisition!
Monkey: Nobody expects the monquistan inquisition! Our key tactic is surprise and fea… our two key tactics are surprise fear and b... Our three key tactics are surprise fear and bananas as well as intimid…. Our key tactic is Surprise, and surprise alone.
Jack: Ever get that feeling of Deja Vu?
Jack: Ever get that feeling of Deja Vu?
Jack: Ever get that feeling of.....
Jack: Ratbeard, you walk silly with that pegleg. You should make that a part of SI new government.
RB: ARRRGH!
Jack: What happened! Are you hurt?
RB: Tis but a scratch.
BB: We are doing the movies now aren't we?
Jack: Ya, I ran out of material.
RB: Hmmm. Well leave me out of this silliness. I just ate a ton of food and am tired.
Jack: Finish that carrot slice.
RB: NO!
Jack: Its only wafer thin.
RB: Ratbeard runs out screaming because if you saw the movie you would get it.... What does that mean?
Jack: You didn't see the movie did you?
RB: No.
Monkey: NOBODY EXPECTS THE MONQUISTION!
Jack: But you are already dead.
Monkey: huh?
Jack: It was the Banana Mousse.
*MB constable walks in*
Constable: All right what's this then?
Jack: Nothing sir.
Constable: Quiet! You are being to silly. All of you! I'm shutting this program down.
Jack: I just came here for an argument.
Constable: No you didn't!
Jack: Yes I did.
Constable: ENOUGH! You are silly, the monkey is silly and the rat is silly. This program is FINISHED!

Marleybone broadcasting central would like to apologize for the silliness. We now present you with something completely diff... Ever get that feeling of Deja Vu?

-Jack

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