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Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Le Punster!

I am a man of many puns, jokes, and other things, but I have to say I have some good wizard101 and pirate101 jokes! here are some of my jokes... "Warning they probably wont make you laugh but ehhhhhh."

1 A Newly graduated wizard, a headmaster and a professor walk into a tavern, the tavern keep looks up and says, "this looks like the setup of a bad joke."

2 A pirate walks into triton avenue with a cannon, he sees a rotting fodder and shoots it. I guess you could call that rotting fodder cannon fodder!

3 what do you call a wizard who fizzles at all the wrong times? I don't know why don't you ask my wizard!

4 What does ever pirate need in his ship? shiny carrrrrrgo!

5 What did the wizard read every time he polymorphed? Jules Verne's "A Trip to the Moon"!

6 What happens when a wizard spends to long in his storm house? 20,000 leagues under the sea!

7 What's a wizard on a mount least favorite ice cream? Rocky road!

8 what do you call a privateer who walks in between the dark and light? Moral ambiguity!

9 what do you call a pirate with lame jokes? Me!

-Jack

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